Supplemental Home Page for Scott Eiler
Home Page for Scott Eiler
Revisions (since October 2006) are this color!
Well, this is my home page.
First things first. I maintain these web pages in a lame attempt at revenue.
Eiler Technical Enterprises.
I'm a dot-com. Unlike other dot-coms, I didn't quit my day job...
Come see what Eilertech can do.
Eiler Technical Enterprises, Fitness Division. Eilertech goes where some technical consultants dare not. Even into the world of physical fitness.
Eiler Technical Enterprises, Games Division.
Not so amazing: I write Web programs. I'm currently working on a modified version of the Game of Life. I also have a program to simulate a wrestling match.
- Amazing as it may seem, I'm certified to teach aerobics classes. (It's the only part of Eiler Technical Enterprises that made money in its first year, not counting the day job. Junior aerobics teachers make about as much money per hour as junior engineers.) I even teach them sometimes!
- So I keep many of my workout routines online, in case I ever need them. Oh no, someone might steal my fitness secrets! (#1: Don't say "beer", say "carbohydrate sports beverage.")
- Plus, I have an explanation of some common moves for step aerobics.
As seen in
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy!
- Now including an Aerobic Journal, a blog-like review of IDEA Fitness Fusion Chicago 2005!
Eiler Technical Enterprises, The Hall of Sticks.
Like many old coots and young whippersnappers, I sit around the shanty and carve walking sticks. Like some of same, I sell them to unsuspecting tourists who could otherwise pick a stick up in the woods. But I like to think my sticks have more "value added" than any other sticks I've seen for sale. Come find out why.
A moneymaker for the second year of Eiler Technical Enterprises!
Eiler Technical Enterprises, Area Code Map Page.
Speaking of work, I work for phone companies and
find all sorts of interesting maps. I even maintain one.
Now updated for October 2006.
As seen in AreaCode-Info.Com!
Now on to fun stuff. Doesn't everyone write Web pages for fun?
So You Met My Web Site At The Bar.
Many people have, because my favorite computers get around as much as I do.
And now I keep a membership roster!
The Domination of Eiler.
Almost 50% of the electorate in every United States election agrees,
the United States needs a change of leadership.
Shall we continue to quibble over the major party choices?
Or, shall we have a more direct solution... like the Domination of Eiler?
- Now you can shop the Domination! The Domination's online shop allows you to pledge allegiance with shirts, stickers, buttons, and magnets!
- Also including the Declaration of the Last Ribbon.
(your Last Ribbon orders)
to the Domination, for it dares to put an end to all those inane patriotic and noble-cause fake ribbons!
- Also, Operation Rumba.
The Domination of Eiler has invaded the Southern Hemisphere, and its flag flies over Brazil! Submit
(your Domination/Cear� Commemorative T-Shirt orders)
to the Domination!
- Plus, of course, Domination Journals
The Declaration of Domination,
The Blog of Domination,
A Week in the Domination,
and Xmas in the Domination!
Me in Comic Books.
This is the fan fiction formerly known as "Me in the Marvel Universe",
except my supporting cast eventually got so large, I went out on my own.
From what I hear about the lawyers of Marvel Comics,
I'm better off that way.
Plus, I'm often rewriting and adding to old stories.
As seen in CFAN!
- Wanna read some comic book stories I wrote? I wrote some of them in my sleep.
And this writing technique has worked out so well, I've let my subconscious take over the series!
You'll never guess where the story will go next month; I usually can't predict it either.
- So, don't think of it as Mary Sue fan fiction; think of it as an imaginary Web log
with superhumans, international intrigue, and unpredictible plot twists.
Now including "Me 2006".
After last year's reality shifts, things changed. For starters, we have to deal with a new U.S. President: George W. Bush! And he has to deal with a world of superhumans. And secret alien invaders.
And superhuman reunions!
Hijinks are ensuing.
The Travel Guides.
I've written a lot of stuff that travellers might find useful, or at least amusing.
Now it's placed all together for convenience. Including
(with an online ballot now!),
Hudson, Massachusetts, and
As seen in
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy!
The Cyber-Church of Jesus Christ Childfree.
If you've ever wondered what to say when people in church ask you
when you're going to have children, or if you've ever wondered what to say
when baby-haters on Usenet ask you what you see in that Christianity stuff,
this site may be for you.
As seen in
the Great Vacuum Cleaner of the Web!
A Message About Diversity.
Why is it that only some
fringe groups get mentioned in those diversity newsletters that companies
put out? As seen nowhere but here, because this topic's kind of touchy.
This set of web pages now has features which I publicize. Here's what's received that treatment so far.
I also have bunches o' photos.
Bunch o' Photos. Wanna see my vacation pictures? It's easier than a slideshow.
And I've taken some good ones, including the destruction of Checkpoint Charlie
in Berlin. Also including Greenland and Baffin Island,
and the moose that loved a cow in Vermont!
Bunch o' Party Photos.
Eiler Technical Enterprises not only throws its own Halloween party, it enters the costume contest at work.
Bunch o' Childfree Photos. If you went to or heard about
various secret gatherings of the North American Baby Haters Club,
you might be interested in who showed up.
I also have bunches o' stuff which isn't exactly web pages,
but you can use my web pages to see it.
Bunch o' Icons. A set of 64x64 black and white bitmaps some friends and I
have come up with.
Bunch o' Silly Text Files.
It was either throw out all those
joke e-mails, Top Ten lists, and silly newsgroup posts I've ever collected,
or put them on my web page. Guess which option won.
More is coming, whenever I get bored and want to make web pages.
Some of my favorite links, and personal info, are this way.
Scott Eiler, Secret Master of Webitude
Copyright © 2006, Eiler Technical Enterprises