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20mar2012.txt

Green vs. Not Green


People keep trying to make the Dominator wear green clothes, even when it's not the Feast Day of Saint Patrick.

- The Dominator's birthday is in May, so his birthstone is the emerald.

- His college colors (courtesy of the Michigan State University) are green and white.

- His mommy used to dress him in red, but all his other relatives send him green clothes at Giftmastime. Thrift stores also frequently have green clothing in the Dominator's size.

- Lastly, the single most tasteful earring in the Domination of Eiler is jade.

So, on a typical day the Dominator has about a 50% chance of wearing green. His Saint Patrick's Day pride color is actually orange, but this year the green came out.

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