Home Page for Scott Eiler

Master copy is at http://www.eilertech.com/home.htm. Not to be confused with local copies.

Contents: Lame Attempt At Revenue My Real Life My Fantasy Life Other People's Lives Links .

Well, this is my home page. It can lead you to these parts of my real exciting life.

The Lame Attempt At Revenue. There's:

• Eiler Technical Enterprises itself. Eilertech can help give you a web site that doesn't continually just say, "Under Construction"!
  • And it has a huge web site with abundant places for advertising. The high-traffic pages "Silly Towns" and "Fancy Places" have advertisers now!
  • Yes, I've pimped my web site. That's practically respectable now. But so far, I've reviewed the ads, instead of just letting Google.com pick what goes on.
  • You can avoid overhead and place another hard-working provider-direct ad by e-mailing here!
• The Hall of Sticks. At lazy times I sit around the shanty and carve walking sticks. Unusual for an engineer. The sales page has once again been filled with sticks - and once again emptied, thanks to a particularly energetic buyer. But I'm still making more.
• Fitness Division. I teach aerobics classes! Good luck finding any other engineer who can say that. If you need to set up a web site to promote your fitness business, maybe I'm the engineer you need.
• Games Division. I've programmed web-based interactive games.
• Area Code Map Page. I've worked for phone companies, and found all sorts of interesting maps. I even used to maintain one. As seen in AreaCode-Info.Com!

My Real Life. There's:

• The Domination of Eiler. I've established World Domination, and it's here among you today! Its web pages have my most recent travelogs, commentaries, and web log.
  • What Is the Domination of Eiler? Is it a political entity modeled upon the Holy Roman Empire? Is it just some guy's pretentious web log? Or is it... both?
  • Happy Days - The Musical. A travelling company has submitted a dancing Fonz to the Domination of Eiler.
  • The Tennessee Spring Offensive. The state of Tennessee has much tourism to submit. The Smoky Mountains submitted twice.
• Photos. I take lots of work and travel photos. For some reason, people seem to like my writing better when it comes with photos.
  • Perennial favorite, the Brazil Travelog. I've now supported three daughters in a certain town in Brazil... but I also support their parents. Em Portugues!
• Travel Commentaries. Featuring the longtime popular / infamous web pages about Silly Towns and Fancy Places. Plus, did you meet my web site at the bar?
• About Me. The answers to important questions like, what color is the sky in my world?

My Fantasy Life. That would be exclusively:

• Me in Comic Books, also known as "Marvelled". I used to write lots of Marvel Comics fan fiction. But my characters got so much attitude, they declared independence and it became real fiction. A contingent of full-powered superhumans has now been loosed upon a normal world, and the world is changing. Welcome to Superhuman World 2009.
  • What was the last U.S. Presidential campaign like? Three major candidates took it all the way to the end - and beyond. The deciding factors were an alien and a giant ape. The codeword for one candidate's bodyguard was Reticent.
  • We've found out who backed the winner. They're calling it The New Porfiriato.
  • Now we're finding out who backs the aliens. It's The Return of Tekno-Otelo.

Other People's Lives. Amazing as it seems, my world is not all about me, me, me.

• The Lost Triangle Neighborhood Association. Okay, it's really Greencroft Park now, by vote of the residents. South Lansing-Michigan has so much neighborhood pride, it's spilt onto a web page.
• The Cyber-Church of Jesus Christ Childfree. If you've ever wondered what to say when people in church ask you when you're going to have children, or what to say when people on Usenet ask you what you see in that Christianity stuff, this site may be for you.
• An Important Message About Diversity. Why is it that only some fringe groups get mentioned in those diversity newsletters that companies put out?
• Bunch o' Icons. A set of 64x64 black and white bitmaps some friends and I once came up with.
• Bunch o' Silly Text Files. Lots of those silly e-mails that get passed around, plus some of my own.
• Other People's Stuff. Links to other sites. Like the time when the flag company promised me a discount on custom flags when I gave them a link. Who knows, you may find a fun link here.