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A Week in the Domination of Eiler

2003 - 2005

The Domination of Eiler has considered writing a web log, because for some reason unknown to the Domination, people read web logs. However, the regular operations of the Domination can be summed up in one simple web page, thus making an ongoing web log irrelevant (for the most part).

This web page describes the period January 2003 through May 2006. The Domination of Eiler will provide an update for the present time, when it feels like it.

The Core Territories

The Domination of Eiler conducts regular operations throughout its Core Territories: the Townships Barrington, Scumburg, and Palatine in the County Cook of the State-of-Illinois. These operations are based from EilerBase Scumburg, located in the Village-of-Scumburg Northern Enclave in the Township Palatine.

Domination operations in the Core Territories follow a regular pattern as follows.


In the morning, Domination Guard heavy cavalry (or armor, if weather is inclement) deploys out of EilerBase into the Village-of-Hoffman Northern Enclave in the Township Barrington, arriving between 8 and 9 am.. There, the Domination Guard engineering force engages in computer programming exercises with coalition partners, as part of a mercenary force hired by "Socialist Bureaucratic Commune", or "Some Big Company" for short.

At midday, Domination Guard typically (at least three times a week) makes contact with militia forces for aerobic exercises, on site at "Some Big Company" which provides health facilities. On completion of these exercises, Domination Guard eats field rations, then returns to engineering exercises.

After completion of engineering exercises, typically between 5 and 6 pm, Domination Guard forces withdraw to EilerBase, for evening mess hall, alcohol ration, and 8-9 hours sleep starting as soon as feasible after 9 pm.


Morning and midday deployment as for Monday.

Evening mess hall and alcohol ration were formerly observed in the Township Scumburg, typically at convenient provider "Fox-and-Hound", followed by choral exercises with Domination coalition partners at "Holy-Innocents". However, choral exercises are now moved to Sunday, thus freeing up the evening. Now, it is typically observed as for Monday, which is to say, less dining out. Coincidentally, the Dominator is losing weight.


Morning and midday deployment as for Monday.

Evening exercises conducted into the Township Scumburg, to conquer a weekly ration of pictoral literature, coordinated with provider "Dreamland Comics". Mess hall and alcohol ration typically observed at EilerBase afterward, though may also be provided somewhere within the Township Scumburg.


Morning and midday deployment as for Monday.

Evening mess hall and alcohol ration sometimes observed with coalition partners, typically at cheap provider "Neighborhood-Inn" in Village-of-Hoffman in the Township Scumburg, though other providers throughout the Core Territories are also chosen on occasion. But increasingly, the coalition partners have moved their home bases away from work, and have to hurry home on commuter trains. So, more time for the Domination forces to hang out at EilerBase.


Morning and midday deployment as for Monday.

Evening mess hall and extended alcohol ration at EilerBase, along with Domination operations into cyberspace.


Morning typically spent at EilerBase. Afternoon deployment into the Township and Village Palatine, where the Domination Guard engineering force maintains a presence at charity thrift store "Sparrow's-Nest" for public relations purposes. Evening mess hall and alcohol ration in cheap Palatine provider, typically "Oak-Alley-Saloon". Work typically done on the Domination's fiction-blog there, thanks to portable computing equipment.


Morning deployment to the Township Scumburg, for weekly choral exercise and Kingdom-of-Heaven obeisance with coalition partners at "Holy-Innocents". Midday mess hall and alcohol ration at Township Scumburg provider, typically "Prairie-Rock" brewpub where Monday lunchtime field rations and Friday evening alcohol rations are obtained. More work often done on the Domination's fiction-blog, though may also write e-mail.

Afternoon typically spent in cyber-Domination exercises including cyber-Kingdom-of-Heaven obeisance. Extended sleep time typically observed in evening, because another big week of Domination begins the next morning.


  1. "Scumburg" appears on North American maps as "Schaumburg, Illinois". The American term "Schaumburg" is a literal transliteration of the German name of their County Schaumburg.
    • The German "Schaum" signifies the foam of a beer; the English word "Scum" linguistically derives from this. The Domination honors this linguistic tradition by patronizing the breweries of its Village commonly named "Schaumburg".
    • The German "Burg" signifies a castle. The Domination honors this linguistic tradition by establishing its world headquarters in the Village commonly named "Schaumburg".
    To preserve the linguistic tradition as far as possible while also emphasizing the original meaning, the Domination chooses to translate this name as not "Schaumburg" or "Foamcastle", but "Scumburg".
  2. "Palatine" is the medieval term for "of a palace", or "wherein the ruler exercises the authority of the Emperor". There are Counties Palatine throughout northern Europe, including England and Germany, whose name stems from this authority. The Domination of Eiler considers this an appropriate name for its world headquarters township, because the authority of Domination leadership comes directly from the One Maker, just like the Emperor's supposedly did.
  3. In addition to the Village of Scumburg and the Township Palatine, there is a Township of Scumburg and a Village Palatine. Throughout the County Cook, village boundaries slop freely across township and even county lines.
  4. The Domination Guard typically fields heavy cavalry on all operations which include the Village-of-Hoffman Northern Enclave, due to heavy incidence of broken glass and other navigation hazards in Cook County Forest Preserve trails and Hoffman Northern Enclave roads. Outside of wintertime, Domination Guard fast cavalry is usually fielded for operations in the Core Territories not including the Hoffman Northern Enclave.
  5. Weather conditions in the Domination's Core Territories are primarily dry, which allows for much bicycling. Temperatures currently get as high as 100 Fahrenheit degrees in summer, and as low as -10 Fahrenheit degrees in winter. Inclement weather is defined as any of the following: