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Children in the Domination of Eiler

The Dominator has chosen not to inflict his own children upon the world. For this, the world may give thanks. Those parents who know his many reasons, mostly agree.

To be continued. The Domination of Eiler is certain its allies can come up with many more reasons not to have children.

The Domination of Eiler has noticed, humanity has a set of rules which keep it operational. And children are forever calculating to get the most out of these rules. Being with children is like a continual psycho-social dominance game.

To be continued. The Domination of Eiler is certain its allies can come up with many more ways that children are ruthless.

Animals are categorized into species based on whether they can interbreed. Children do not breed, so they rightfully constitute a separate species, Homo juvenilis. The Domination of Eiler has observed these subspecies.

To be continued. The Domination of Eiler is certain its allies can catalog many more sub-species of children.

But children aren't all bad. And they can't be expected to learn all the limits all at once. The Dominator did some things not entirely pro-social when he was a kid, just because he was a kid. So he won't come down hard on kids who do those same things today. Provided they hurt no one, the Domination grants his larval-human citizens a Junior Dominator privilege for activities including: