The Day North America Woke Up Leo the Pirate Vampire King The New Porfiriato Emperor Ted Vojvodina vs. the World Superhuman World Superhuman World 2009
Me in the Superhuman World:
Startup Escalation 1999 2000 2001 2002 2003 2004 2005 2006 2007 2008 2009 2010 .
This Year: Jan Feb Mar Apr May Jun Jul Aug Sep Oct Nov Dec .

Superhuman World 2009 is a work of fiction. The characters herein and the commentary about them should not be considered "real".

SUPERHUMAN WORLD 2009


Stranger Every Year

Greeting

Welcome to the Superhuman World web site, dear reader. We superhumans have known each other for decades, but we only showed up in this world in 2005. We've shed our Halloween costumes and we've been changing the world ever since. For example, one of us is now your United States Vice-President. If you care about background, you may want to follow this link to the really quick version of all our stories. If you just want to jump in, just keep reading.

Maybe this year's story won't be worth telling for once... Yeah, right. The intensity is not backing off, and the stakes are rising. So I'm still keeping track.

As I open the web page of Superhuman World 2009, it's the 23rd of January. This story has now insisted on spilling onto the Web, in a very literal way.

(signed) Wyatt Ferguson.

January
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Emperor Ted
An alien contagion is spreading - and a superhuman of The Combine stands to benefit. (11 - 27 Jan)
Equilibrium
Time travel, and a pivotal confrontation between Wyatt Ferguson and the Hurrier. (29 Jan - 1 Feb)

All Hail Ted!

Emperor Ted

February
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The Return of Adolf Hitler
One more villain comes back after a reality shift. (5 Feb)
Followup
Cleanup after the Emperor Ted. (22 Feb)
A Night in the Life Of... Leo the Pirate Vampire King!
A tropical world domination news update. (23 Feb)
Beyond the End
The diary of Earth's last human, dated 2023. (24 Feb)

Beyond the End

Beyond the End

March
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The Day North America Woke Up
What will the United States do when its continent gets an attitude? (11 Mar)
The New Porfiriato
Time travel, Mexico, 1910... and who's backing today's U.S. President? (18 - 25 Mar)

The New Porfiriato

April
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Tekno-Otelo 2009
The saucer aliens may have revealed the secret of their interest in Earth. (22 - 24 Apr)

Tekno-Otelo 2009

May
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Scavenger Hunt
The major superhumans stand back while others scramble for power artifacts. (2 - 22 May)

Scavenger Hunt

June
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The Forgotten Vigilante
A World War 2 hero is active, probably for the last time. (12 Jun)
The Schizophrenic Worldmind
Our Earth Spirit may have some serious self-identity issues. (22 - 25 Jun)
NewsBeat
A funeral for the kingmaker of the U.S. Vice-President. All women may be able to fly soon. The world's most powerful superhuman needs lawyers... A news roundup. (26 - 29 Jun)
Cry for Iran
International affairs in the Superhuman World - as seen on a college campus, with vigilantes and a talking duck. (30 Jun)

Vigilantes vs. Ducks vs. Iran

Cry for Iran

July
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The Rise of Mary Mystery
A new superhuman - with a disturbing source of power. (1 Jul)
Vojvodina vs. the World
There's another entry in the Rogue Nations List. This contender has access to magical time travel. (25 - 30 Ju1)
NewsBeat
The monkey that might inherit the Earth. Alien monitoring devices in a state government. The adventures of a modern-day superhuman wrestler. The U.S. Vice-President's father was also a superhuman wrestler, radioactive, and allied with Che Guevara... World news. (3 - 26 Jul)

Vojvodina vs. the World

August
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Desiration Day
A U.S. Navy experiment combined with a pair of vigilantes, leads to Cupid on the loose. (12 Aug)
NewsBeat
Cartoons about heroes in hiding; a mythical golem attacks the Mythbusters; Internet Live reality TV; return of an evil duck; alien face morphing. World news. (6 - 25 Aug)

NewsBeat

September
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The Infrared Sunbreaker Choir
Mysterious signals arrive from space. Mysterious things happen on Jupiter. (31 Aug - 1 Sep)
The Trillions
These aliens have scared the rest of the Galaxy. Now they've arrived on Earth. But the Earthling response is also scary. (8 - 21 Sep)

The Trillions

The Trillions

October
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Dawn of the Trillions
Alien invaders react to calamity. Human militias react to aliens. (12 - 13 Oct)
The Month of Desiration
Stories of Cupid-induced superhuman love. (12 - 24 Oct)
A Date with the Darkness
A casual dinner date gets overwhelmed. (29 Oct)

Dawn of the Trillions

November
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Iv
Part of Jupiter is on a collision course with the Earth. (5 - 29 Nov)

Iv

December
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The Mayas Were Right!
Their calendar planned ahead for when the heavens fall. (9 Dec) RACC High Concept Award Winner!
The Warm December, or One Last Bit of Sun.
A diary from the last warm month on Earth. (11 - 29 Dec)
The Book of Ends, or, What Have We Learned This Year?
Earth considers its future as the alien involvement grows. (18 Dec)

The Mayas Were Right!

The Mayas Were Right!


Me in the Superhuman World:
Startup Escalation 1999 2000 2001 2002 2003 2004 2005 2006 2007 2008 2009 2010 .
This Year: Jan Feb Mar Apr May Jun Jul Aug Sep Oct Nov Dec .

All characters in this fiction and the phrase "Superhuman World 2009" are copyright © 2009 by Eiler Technical Enterprises. The map of the Superhuman World is based on one from Henry Bottomley's map software which is well worth a visit.