>> Forum: alt.support.childfree >> Thread: OT: Top 10 Keebler Elf Euphemisms For Death >> Message 1 of 1 Subject: OT: Top 10 Keebler Elf Euphemisms For Death Date: 1999/05/03 Author: RxAmy Top Ten Keebler Elf Euphemisms For Death 10. Bit the big morsel 9. Failed his freshness test 8. On the cooling rack 7. Bought the Pepperidge Farm 6. Gone to aisle three 5. Creamy casket filling 4. Owl bait 3. Super fudge-a-riffically dead 2. Overbaked Find the best deals 1. Somebody get the Mini-Vac