Subject: Definition of term for our contracts > 1. Log On: Makin' the wood stove hotter. > 2. Log off: Don't add any more wood and close the flu damper. > 3. Monitor: Keep an eye on the wood stove. > 4. Download: Gettin' the firewood off of the pickup. > 5. Mega Hertz: When yer not careful downloadin'. (watch th' toes) > 6. Floppy Disk: Whatcha get from piling too much fire wood. > 7. Disk Operating System: The equipment the Doc uses when you > have a floppy disk. > 8. RAM: The hydraulic thingy that makes the wood-splitter work. > 9. Hard Drive: Gettin' home in the mud season. > 10. Prompt: What you wish the mail was in mud season. > 11. Windows: What you shut when it's 30 below. > 12. Screen: What you need for black fly season. > 13. Byte: What black flies do. > 14. Chip: What to munch on. > 15. Micro chip: What's left in the bag when the chips are gone. > 16. Infrared: Where the leftovers go when Fred's around. > 17. Modem: What you did to the hay fields. > 18. Dot Matrix: John Matrix's wife. > 19. Lap Top: Where little kids feel comfy. > 20. Keyboard: Where you hang your keys. > 21. Software: Them plastic eating utensils. > 22. 486: One of them fancy imported cars. > 23. Mouse: What eats the horse's grain in the barn. > 24. Main Frame: The part of the barn that holds the roof up. > 25. Port: Fancy wine. > 26. Enter: C'mon in.