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Subject: Join the Brotherhood of Onan!
References: Gay Lesbian Bisexual Transgender Bestiality Necrophilia Sadomasochism Pride March History Month; A Response to the Caring, Sharing Concerns of The Community; Our Diverse National Day of Prayer

The Brotherhood of Onan
Another Caring, Sharing Publication from the Diversity Advisory Board

 

The Diversity Advisory Board cares about the straight - gay - lesbian - bisexual - transgender - bestiality - necrophilia - sadomasochism community. But it also cares about people who don't fit in the community yet. It's ready to admit and publicize any sub-community, no matter how small. And occasionally, one of these communities gives the Board a chance to reach out to it. The Board is proud to respond to this chance to care and share even more.

Here's a flyer from our newest member sub-community.

Join the Brotherhood of Onan!

You're not attracted to homosexuals? But you find that heterosexuals are smug and annoying?

Try Self-Love!

The Judeo-Christian scriptures tell of Onan and his seed.
Onan dwelt in harmony with his environment -
and made his seed do the same, when he spilled it upon the land.

The Brotherhood of Onan lives by the ancient principle of self-denial which Onan represents.
And we extend it to self-love.

So, the next time someone asks you how you started your day, be proud!
Tell them you started by loving yourself!

Coming Soon: The Sisters of Onan!

When We Get Up in the Morning,
We Get UP in the Morning!

Start Your Day the Onanite Way!

The Diversity Advisory Board hereby welcomes the Brotherhood of Onan to the greater straight - gay - lesbian - bisexual - transgender - bestiality - necrophilia - sadomasochism - self-love community. And to those who won't join us in that welcome, the Board reminds you:

Freedom of expression is for everyone, not just for you.


Celebrating Diversity messages help us raise our awareness and increase our knowledge about the rich resources we enjoy through our diversity. Celebrating Diversity messages are produced by caring, sharing individuals who volunteer their time to share with us special events related to their culture, experience, beliefs, or background.