The Seasons of

The Cyber-Church of Jesus Christ Childfree

Here in Cyber-Church, we try to declare church seasons that make sense in real life. Our church seasons are:

A lot of our church seasons follow what children do. Well, that's just like real life, because that's what a lot of real-life churches do. I doubt we'll ever change that, and I'm don't think we ever should, but at least we'll know why we do the rituals we do.

-- Scott Eiler